Great Pumpkin Christians are The Enemy


Our greatest enemies are lazy-ass shit-for-brains Christian morons staring at TVs every night, living out a self-imposed cognitive 1984 in their heads. The atheists are right about the Invisible Friend equivalence---almost to a person.

Their kids are equally clueless of course, but understandably roll their eyes in the presence of the parental epistemology of slugs.


5"...the whole head is sick, and the whole heart faint.

6 From the sole of the foot even unto the head there is no soundness in it . . .

7 Your country is desolate, your cities are burned with fire: your land, strangers devour it in your presence, and it is desolate, as overthrown by strangers."

--Isaiah Chapter 1